chubbonk

occurs when two gay men chubby hug each other.

Todd: Hey Brett, what's up? Nice to see you!"
<hugs>
Brett: Todd! Oooh, from the chubby hug I can tell the feeling is mutual!
Todd: Chubbonk baby!

chubbonk by King Waddles October 1, 2009

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Chubbonk

A person or thing that is Really big, beyond collosal, massive and large.

"Did you see that girl/boy they wer chubbonk cud they get much bigger"

"that is one chubbonk pile of dog @*!%"

"Did you see it when they bent over there A!%@ was so chubbonk they blocked the sun!"

Chubbonk by Jah-reflections May 5, 2009

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Chubbonk • christine chubbock

Chubbon

A chubby/Hard on. A slightly hard penis.

That was kind of hot, got a little bit of a chubbon.

Chubbon by misspurdy November 25, 2011

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christine chubbock

Christine chubbock was a news reporter who unfortunately committed suicide live on air. The event started with her reading off a few news stories as usual until she came to a local shooting that happened locally. There was a tape that was supposed to play, but it jammed and after so, Christine shrugged her shoulders and said... "In keeping with the WXLT's practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of blood and guts news, TV 40 presents what is believed to be a television first... An attempted suicide" she then pulls out a Smith and Wesson revolver and puts it behind her right ear and pulls the trigger. She soon fell on the desk violently and then fell promptly on the floor.

Have you heard the leaked audio of Christine Chubbock?

christine chubbock by Lame Staley July 8, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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