Definitions by LuluBleu

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

Slip-n-slide by LuluBleu April 10, 2021

Corona Condom 

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

Corona Condom by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

Coromania 

The emotional toll that is an effect of having to shelter in place due to the Coronavirus worldwide pandemic of 2020, causing the general public to hoard hand sanitizer and toilet paper, engage in Facebook fights and suffer general mental deterioration due to enforced family time and homeschooling their children.

Did you hear about Wendy? They found her in the closet with a bottle of wine trying to hide from her children. She's clearly suffering from Coromania.

Coromania by LuluBleu March 24, 2020

Coromance 

1. defines a relationship started during the Corona Pandemic of 2020; a romantic relationship that could not exist beyond the virtual world due to risk of infection, government-mandated shut downs and travel restrictions.

Although their Coromance was intense, they had yet to touch each other.

Coromance by LuluBleu March 23, 2020

Captain America 

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

Captain America by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

Packing Heat

When an individual is infected with an STD.

You better be careful and wrap it up because that chick is packing heat.

Packing Heat by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

Eternal engagement 

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

Eternal engagement by LuluBleu September 2, 2017