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A person who acts as if their mind is but a void. usually incredibly idiotic. Once in awhile their mind suddenly gains all universal knowledge before once again shutting down.
-A nickname for someone with absolutely no brain. They are as smart as they are stupid.
Person1- Dude, he's such a Chroid.
-or-

Person1- hey, Chroid!
Person2- i'm not that stupid! D, :
Chroid by Chrisuendo February 1, 2022
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Short for Credits Asteroid, it's the Rich Asteroid Field located in Red Stars level 2 and higher in the sci-fi MMO Hades' Star.
*Pinging in chat* Hey, my croid is over here
croid by papa_a May 18, 2020

Chrondonesia 

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.
-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.
Chrondonesia by Pimpomac June 3, 2009

Chrondezvous

1. An agreement between two or more persons to meet at a designated place and time, for the purposes of smoking or ingesting cannabis.

2. The smoking/ingesting session(or "sesh") itself.

3. The designated, pre-determined meeting place where, there-in, one or more people go to smoke and/or ingest cannabis.
While sitting at home one lazy, reefer-deprived afternoon, our most humble and auspicious narrator devises a scheme that will assuredly solve all of his current problems. And so, he reaches for his telephone:

Cole- "yo, whattup dawg?"

Jen- "just jangin."

Cole- "I can dig it. Chrondezvous?"

Jen- "You read my FUCKING mind! Duck pond?"

Cole- "Hellz yeah! Don't forget your papers!"
Chrondezvous by Cole from North Van October 15, 2008
That Mexican girl got the chorido for the soccer player Cristian Ronaldo. I bet that girl can suck him dry!
chorido by Johnny Joe Blow August 9, 2019
Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.
Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.
Chrondo by CB June 19, 2005
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