Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.

Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.

by optional jesus November 23, 2011

christian virginity

When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.

Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.

by Good boy April 27, 2006

christian virginity

When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.

Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.

by Good boy April 27, 2006

christian virginity

The act of sex between a male and female whereby the penis is inserted in to the vagina - results in the loss of ones Christian virginity.

As from Leviticus 5:16 "And so Ezekiel said, one's Christian virginity is only taken upon the union of a husband and a wife's unmentionables"

man1: Hey man.. have you lost your virginity?
man2: My virginity or my Christian virginity?
man1: Christian
man2: No, im gay, and a womans unmentionables are disgusting.

by Shaun T April 6, 2006

virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018