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christmas cheer 

the wreaths that people who live in dorms put on their door to make the place seem "more christmassy"
"wtf, i woke up and room 327's christmas cheer was in my bed. i must have been so drunk when i came home last night."
christmas cheer by magggggie January 7, 2008

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A christmas blog:

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com

provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.
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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Spreading Christmas Cheer 

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

Spreading Christmas Cheer 

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026