Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

woodland critter christmas

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021