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The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

Christmas Card by anonymousluser September 25, 2005

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Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

Christmas card terms by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

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Christmas Card Friend

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.

I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.

Christmas Card Friend by LJ at BBCD September 2, 2012

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Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.

Christmas Card Chicken by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009

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Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!

Christmas Card Tard by EvanMileus March 8, 2008

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Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.

You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.

Boomerang Christmas Card by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011

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You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

You're off my Christmas card list by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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