Christiano 

He is a tall guy, with dark hair. He unintentionally flirts with other people. A girl may like him and he wants a souvenir, she thought he was nice. He makes up a few rumors and puts others in an odd situation. Overall a nice guy, but doesnt realize when someone likes him.

Girl: "He cant make up his mind!"
Girl 2: "He is such a Christiano..."

Christiano by BumBumTaterTot September 17, 2019

christiano 

Christiano's dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. And he's also a pansexual vegan demigod muslim guy.

''Yo christiano's dick is 40 inches fam''

christiano by yayatha March 21, 2017

Christiano Ronaldo 

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

Christiano Ronaldo by jonaspepe September 30, 2009

christiano ronaldo sewy

christiano ronaldo sewy

me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy

christiano ronaldo sewy by bexzerker May 25, 2022

christiano ronaldo 

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

christiano ronaldo by dwayne rooney July 31, 2006

Christiano Ronaldo 

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

Christiano Ronaldo by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006

Christiano Bangnaldo 

he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows if you're awake. also has the patience of a saint and probably hasn't slept in 10 years

"Who's the guy that runs Chan's Room?"
"Oh, that's Christiano Bangnaldo, he stalks his fans but we love him anyway"

Christiano Bangnaldo by clueless_czennie May 2, 2021