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Christian S

A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.

Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.
Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”
Christian S by youheheme January 5, 2026
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Christian's Greasy Ass 

A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.
Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!

Christian's Side Look 

Christian's Side Look is very noticable, its embarrasing.
Christian's Side Look by fendee November 13, 2020

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
Christian's 4-2 Rule by ccans July 26, 2021

that's christian 

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.
That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
that's christian by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015

Christian Man's Burden 

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.
The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

Schrödinger’s Christian 

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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