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Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.
Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"
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I am Jesus Christ movement 

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.
Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

Chris Move 

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’
“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season”

“What a Chris move”
Chris Move by JeffNickleson March 9, 2019

Christmoween 

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014
Word of the Day on October 1, 2014

Christovery 

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.
Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

Christover 

Sorry, that word isn't on here, but you can make a new word!
Christover
Christover by Christover November 21, 2021

Christlove 

A very beautiful girl with big fat boobs and a pretty vagina. A good Christian too. She pulls all the mandem and is very humble too.
Person 1: I wish I was Christlove
Person 2: Yh, I wish I was Christlove too
Christlove by PssyTight&Clean February 22, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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