Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

Christ Move by John - Paul Donovan August 4, 2008

I am Jesus Christ movement 

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

I am Jesus Christ movement by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010

Chris Move 

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’

“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season”

“What a Chris move”

Chris Move by JeffNickleson March 9, 2019

Christmoween 

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)

I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.

Christmoween by ch6541 September 16, 2014

Christovery 

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.

Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

Christovery by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

Christover 

Sorry, that word isn't on here, but you can make a new word!

Christover

Christover by Christover November 21, 2021

Christlove 

A very beautiful girl with big fat boobs and a pretty vagina. A good Christian too. She pulls all the mandem and is very humble too.

Person 1: I wish I was Christlove
Person 2: Yh, I wish I was Christlove too

Christlove by PssyTight&Clean February 22, 2022