Chrismar 

Chrismar is a very handsome guy . He is picky with what he wears and he has a very good style . He gets along with others but sometimes he wants to be alone . He watches anime and he gets a lot of bitches (i hope)

Chrismar is my best friend

Chrismar by Ejejejsjwj November 21, 2021

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

Chrismahanukwanzaa by Theres a hole in my chest December 18, 2008

Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

Bean a Chrisman by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time

have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!

chrismahanakwanzakah by samuel clements December 17, 2008

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy 

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!

At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022