Chris johns
Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
Chris johns by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
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Chris Johnson
Chris Johnson by TSmizzle November 24, 2009
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Chris Johnson
Chris Johnson by Big Chris December 2, 2019
chris and john
the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)
omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
chris and john by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017
john and chris
two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense
john and chris by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017
john christ
First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).
john christ by Cliff Clifford May 10, 2006
ChrisJohnsified
A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.
I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023
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