Chris Packer 

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

Chris Packer by ryansucksoffslimshady February 3, 2020

chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

chris parker by ChrisParker March 9, 2022