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James Buchanan 

The 15th president of the United States of America. He was mostly known for creating gravity, WiFi and wawa. It was also rumored that he did 9/11. He participates in gains at planet fitness with Asher.
No one’s cooler then James Buchanan, except Chris Packer!

Chris Packer 

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.
Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer