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Chris Kotsch 

Chris Kotsch

Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.

Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.

Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
"I'm a Chris Kotsch don't mess with me!"
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026