Chorn dog 

A food commonly mistaken for a corn dog. Unlike the corn dog, chorn dogs have two or more sticks protruding from the dog.

I had me a nice chorn dog tonight.

Chorn dog by Dan Doe Doo December 3, 2018

Chron Dog 

Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.

It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.

Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.

He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.

Chron Dog by jdayrubadub April 26, 2010

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Corn Dog Tractor Pull 

Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.

Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'

Corn Dog Tractor Pull by RobbieFantastic December 17, 2010

Corn dog horse 

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

Corn dog horse by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

Colombian corn dog 

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

Colombian corn dog by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

Coney Island Corn Dog 

The Coney Island Corn Dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at Coney Island. However, this can occur at any amusement park.

Grandpa Granger: Hey sonny did you go to Coney Island the other day?

Danger Granger: Why yes grandpa, and I took my new girlfriend.

Grandpa Granger: Well I hope you gave her a Coney Island Corn Dog!

Danger Granger: I certainly did grandpa. Although I don't think you know what a Coney Island Corn Dog means these days.

Grandpa Granger: It's when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. Your grandma still enjoys a good Coney Island Corn Dog to this very day!

Danger Granger: I want to high-five you, but I think I'm gonna go now.

Coney Island Corn Dog by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011