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Whoreopathic Remedy 

Any cure, remedy, application or non-coherent weird ass chant to fix the biggest cum dumpster of them all Lisa Miller
Lisa's throat is sore and the Whoreopathic Remedy handbook says "anal ease is always handy where Lisa is concerned and though it hardly works on her well used anus it should do in a pinch for her throat" Jesco Approved!
Whoreopathic Remedy by Zapbot 5000 August 19, 2012

chronopath 

chronopath n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a person who suffers from chronopathy, i.e. a disorder of time sense.

chronopathic adj Ð characterized by chronopathy.
Why are you always late? Are you a chronopath?

He has no ill intentions or disrespect when he misses one appointment after another. He is severely chronopathic since his childhood.
chronopath by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronopathy 

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.
Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.
chronopathy by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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