Lisa's throat is sore and the Whoreopathic Remedy handbook says "anal ease is always handy where Lisa is concerned and though it hardly works on her well used anus it should do in a pinch for her throat" Jesco Approved!
chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.
Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.
Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.