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Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick
"That guy has chopped wood"
Chopped wood by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

chopped woods 

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
chopped woods by lilbabiey December 19, 2018

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

Wood chopper 

1. Australian term for someone who is similar to a bogan.
They can be easily identified by their bad haircuts (may have long hair) and attire as they wear items like flanelette shirts and boots.
They generally can be found in rural or semi rural areas, they are simple uncivilised people that enjoy thinks like drinking inexpensive piss, doing burn outs in cars or on motorbikes, burning stuff, shooting, and watching motorsport.
2. Arrogant solidly built male frequenting nightclubs in a group with his mates. An irratating, full of himself person at the bar. Even the most reserved of people with feel like punching his lights out. Wears tight and small t-shirts, usually pink or another similar femine colour.
1. "Did you see that bogan go past in that heap of shit car?... What a Wood chopper!"
2. I don't like this nightclub, its always full of guys chopping wood.
Wood chopper by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026