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Choolyism 

A liottle mini religion founded in December 2022, the leader is Čhooly and he focuses on impreoving o0ther peoples mental and pyshcyao khealthĄĄĄ.
Then there is Johnnyism, which is like a subreligion of Choolyism and features Johnny (The leader), both of these leaders are respected and most followers of Choolyism believe that Johnny exists too but they might like Čhooly more and stan him!!! Čhooly and Johnny are friends so cool!
The religion got promoted and advertised with Choolyism and Johnnyism cards, all of which are very unique and stand out from each other, also including the source of the text which comes from the two books of religious texts called "Choolyism Loaf" and "Johnnyism Host".
Čhooly - Improves people's physical, mental, spiritual and other types of health, makes people coolio!!!
Johnny - Gives people assets, improves asset qualities and also makes people coolio!
There is an aesthetic surrounding this religion called Choolycore so that is pretty cool😎😎😎😎😎😎
Choolyism Loaf, Bk. lf. 23 (Bk - Back, lf - leaf):
"Čhooly gifted them with pride and happiness for doing very coolio things. This wouldn't be the last time they would get a present from him as they followed his free tutorial on how to become coolio, the tutorial was around 40 minutes long but every minute of it was worth it featuring different subjects everytime."
Johnnyism Host, Ho st. 102 (Ho - Horde, st - street)
"They laid their hands on the treasure that was left upon them for contributing and sharing Johnny's solutions to many issues and to fix the cause and patch a hole under the cave so that valuable resources would rain upon the citizens for their simple positivity to his ideas and of course, for making the cave natural again."
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Michael: Omg the cards for Choolyism look so cool, just look at this design! (image attachment)
Keiel: Yes they are so beautiful!!!

Michael: I'll send a couple more if you want.
Keiel: I want more!!!! Give!!!
Choolyism by CookieLikeABookie January 13, 2023
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Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.
Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.
Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

Coolismus 

Eine Religion bei der die Anhänger coole Leute sind mit sehr attraktiven Körpern
"welche Religion hast du?"
"Ich bin ein cooler"
dm auf insta zum beitreten: @coolismus_official
Coolismus by coolismus October 23, 2020

Cholismo 

Main ideology in Atlético de Madrid. Came from Simeone's nickname, "Cholo". Also synonymus to "unocerismo". People who follow cholismo are called "cholistas".
El Cholo shows us the way, the way of cholismo, partido a partido.
Cholismo by Alvaricles22 March 13, 2018

coolnism 

the act of two best friends being so cool, that they spontaneously combust.

or, the quest for a sandwich.
Brie: we're the bomb
Brie: *BOOM*
Brie: that was us exploding
Brie: of coolnism
Delaney: FLYING BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Delaney: "What's that? Is it raining?"
Delaney: Yes, it's raining Brie!
Delaney: HALLELUYAH, IT'S RAINING BRIE!
coolnism by bmartin713 February 11, 2010

coolismo 

A word that our administrative assistant made up to replace coolio; usually used as a positive response to end a conversation.
Me: Can you fax over that rental car information?

Her: Coolismo.
coolismo by rdubs January 10, 2005
the act of finding a piece of art cool. If it is cool then the style is coolism
Wow that’s an amazing painting! It must be coolism
Coolism by CCAATT1004 December 3, 2018