chongara Share definition Flag A fat, annoying man with a beard who carries a large jar, which holds his summons. He's also known to put Andrew, his lover, in there. Chongara loves Andrew so much that he puts him in the jar... And follows in after him. chongara by Vas Deferens February 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the chongara mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch