Chong Li 

The Asian guy that works hard to achieve his goals. Usually the Tech guy in the group. He socializes a lot but only stick to a few close friends.

Louis: i hate coding...
Gay alan: that's because you're not Chong LI

Chong Li by master lolo December 2, 2022

Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

A ching chong ling ping pong 

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend

“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong”
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

A ching chong ling ping pong by Kyle from that random video May 10, 2022

ching chong ling long ting tong 

"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"

originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.

She has a nice rack.

TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??

OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!

ching chong ling long ting tong by Wworq Gui March 31, 2011

Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

CHENG LI SHOULD BE PUBLISHED!

Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 16, 2019

Chong Lips 

A phrase used to describe any person of asain decent, or any oriental person who speaks bad english.

I ordered Chinese food, but the lady who took my order was speaking with chong lips.

Chong Lips by Bugz22 December 9, 2008