Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by anonymous April 23, 2022

China Syndrome Girl

meaning a woman so hot, she’s burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as ‘China Syndrome’, and David Bowie song ‘China Girl’

It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2013

China Syndrome

When one gets the peculiar urge to date or have sexual intercourse with those of East Asian Descent.

Damn son, Patrick has that China Syndrome yo. He's been macking on Asian chicks all day!

by Gpopper March 3, 2010

Blac Chyna syndrome

Women who well get pregnant with any rich guy just to get the money( child support ) and not work as much or at all.

Karen: Would you purposely get pregnant with Trey just because he has a lot of money?
Samantha: No, I don't have Blac Chyna syndrome. I swear, I dont.

by achelois_moongoddess April 19, 2017

Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself

"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."

by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017

china syndrome

Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.

Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!

by JKrahe August 7, 2007

China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009