Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 08, 2003

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 06, 2003

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003

Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018