“Omg yeah I banged this hot dude last night but as he was taking off his boxers, I saw his chodish dick.”

“Oh my god ew! Total turn off.”

“I know right. I didn’t get the orgasm I wanted.”

CHODISH by Isabellachavez March 14, 2018

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Chodistic

Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.

*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"

Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023

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Chodistic

The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.

Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!

Chodistic by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

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Chodism

the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.

Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!

Chodism by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008

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chodism

a man named nolans religion and when he finds the frist man with a chode he will worship for the rest of his life.

"i worship chodism, you?"

chodism by nolan brann April 23, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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