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chodemeister 

someone who is acting like a total chode.
"Dude quit bein such a chodemeister!"
chodemeister by DylanO13 March 7, 2008
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chodemeister 

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome
Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.
chodemeister by P-rod February 13, 2004

chodemeister 

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.
Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

Chodemeister 

griffin story is a chodemeister
kid is a chodemeister
Chodemeister by ggmute12 May 29, 2023

chodeweiser 

The beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of STDs.
Darryl had a sixer of Chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his penis to check for STDs.
chodeweiser by scrotguy November 24, 2005

Chodemaster

The man with the biggest chode in the room
(jack)man jerry has a fuckin chode
(bobby)hes a chodemaster
Chodemaster by Trabren January 18, 2009

Chodemaster

A term used to describe Bucky Prizant, the master of the 4 greatest friends ever. These friends are officially part of the sacred group called "The Chodes".
-while driving shirtless down the street-
"Are you guys drunk?"
"No, but I am the chodemaster".
Chodemaster by TheChodemaster18 January 24, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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