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When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after
“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”
choded by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018
Words you can keep
Feet nearly as wide as long.
You have choded feet!
Wide and short.
choded by sunny57 September 3, 2009
Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.
The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.
Choded by ChodedKing September 29, 2020
When you put a slinky on a chode so that it fits into a vagina without the chode falling out
Hey babe I trying to get choded
Choded by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.
dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.
choded one by Joel February 26, 2003

choded v. 

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.
I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.
choded v. by Jean March 7, 2005

Stay Choded 

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.
Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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