Chode Warrior 

A Chode Warrior is a person you know who mooches everything you have that they want. Chode Warriors take advantage of any kindness they see. Chode warriors will constantly bum your smokes, eat your food, drink your tasty beverages, and sleep on your couch.

Ex. 1
Person A: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Person B: Dude, I've bummed you smokes all week. Stop being such a Chode Warrior

Ex. 2
Person A: Brandon is staying with me for a few days.
Person B: You shouldn't let him. He's a Chode Warrior

Chode Warrior by destructamental July 4, 2009

Chode Warrior 

1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.

2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.

A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.

1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...

2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.

Chode Warrior by R_Eldred November 23, 2011

Chode warrior 

What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.

Anti-conformist: Hey Chode Warrior
Short Doosh with cofee: What?

Chode warrior by Anti-Anti-Conformist April 29, 2005

chode warrior 

a short kid that either a) drinks coffee and is a conformist, or b) this other short kid who is very arrogant and brags a lot about everything, eventhough he sucks.

Eric: Hey chode warrior
Ravi: o hey

chode warrior by The Renegade of Funk May 10, 2005

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior by bt February 27, 2003