Chode Belt

A chode so wide that it can extend around a man's waist

joe: hey phil did you jack off yesterday?
phil: naw dude, i gotta chode belt
joe: EW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by billie boy May 10, 2014

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

by redheaded__ September 21, 2020

Chodebeat

Beating your chode. Also, it rhymes with Yobeat...

Did you check out those rejected edits on Chodebeat the other day? The Lick the Cat crew were spot on!

by Jerm's Mom December 31, 2012

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

by redheaded__ September 21, 2020