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gamble chocolates 

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

Box of Chocolates 

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

A box of chocolates 

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.
I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.
A box of chocolates by what&where January 30, 2010

Lawn Chocolates 

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.
That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.
Lawn Chocolates by WillyWonky April 5, 2011

Making Caramel Chocolates 

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.
Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates