Chocolate Vanilla Twist

the act of shitting into your partners mouth, then jizzing into there mouth and swirling it around with your penis using his/ her mouth as a bowl...resembling the chocolate vanilla twist ice cream

what'd you guys do last night? not much, i gave her a nice chocolate vanilla twist.

Chocolate Vanilla Twist by paddywac216 May 11, 2010

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Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.

Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*

Chocolate vanilla twist by ashton fuller July 27, 2010

Chocolate Vanilla Twist

When a man takes a dump on a woman's stomach then masterbates and ejaculates on the pile of fecal matter.

Suzy liked it stinky so Troy gave her the Chocolate Vanilla Twist.

Chocolate Vanilla Twist by fo-rizzle October 12, 2013

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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