chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 19, 2009

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

chocolate spider

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.

She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.

by lonewolf703 October 18, 2008

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010