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I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin

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Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

Chocolate Muffin by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

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Chocolate Muffin

A darker woman's vagina.

"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"

Chocolate Muffin by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

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Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

Chocolate muffin by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018

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chocolate muffin party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.

The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.

chocolate muffin party by chopper July 6, 2004

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Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P

"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"

Double Chocolate Muffin by 5Dollaaa April 25, 2010

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Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

Frosted Chocolate Muffin by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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