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chocolate muffin 

I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
chocolate muffin by DoubleDee-licious September 27, 2010
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Chocolate Muffin 

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

Chocolate Muffin 

A darker woman's vagina.
"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"
Chocolate Muffin by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

Chocolate muffin 

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
Chocolate muffin by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018

chocolate muffin party 

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.
The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.

Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"
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murderhobo 

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