Chocolate Mousse

The character 'Chocolate Mousse' was a sensitive yet mucho black French mercenary in the 80's comedy film "Top Secret". Chocolate Mousse was often seen smoking a cigar and carrying large, inappropriate ordinance around in the film such as an 18th century ship cannon or a large oversized machine gun. In the 21st Century, Chocolate Mousse has become a cliche on internet websites such as fark and many people photoshop the character into stills from other films where he doesn't belong.

Brian was a tosser but he thought he was Chocolate Mousse around the ladies.

by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

chocolate mousse pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015