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Chocolate dolphin 

When your doing a girl doggie style and you pull out and try to stick it in her butt and she says "eheh ehehe" like a dolphin.
I was banging this chick and try to give a chocolate dolphin. She was pissed
Chocolate dolphin by Ajack32 March 3, 2017

Chocolate Dolphin 

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026