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Chocolate brownie 

Use to describe shit
Oh yeh you would like it if i layed a big chocolate brownie on your face.
Chocolate brownie by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

chocolate brownie a la mode 

This is a sexual act in which one jizzes onto the body of an indian woman. The aftermath looks like a warm chocolate brownie topped with melting vanilla ice cream
Your Honor, there's no way she got knocked up by my jizz, for I distinctly remember doing a chocolate brownie a la mode on that ho, placing my boys nowhere near the crime scene.

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating
this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

White Chocolate Brownie

In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.

Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.

Argentinian chocolate brownie 

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .
My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

Double Chocolate Chunk Brownies

Ayo you tryna hook me up with some double chocolate chunk brownies?
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