This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.
by DanVleet June 24, 2009
The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 07, 2021
by Diddlewood February 22, 2016