When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'
When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'
1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.
God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.
Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.