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chocolate ring sunday 

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

chocolate ring sunday 

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

Chocolate Cock Ring 

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.
God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

Chocolate Ringer 

The act of having anal sex with a female or a male whilst they enjoy a hearty dump
The best thing that girl does in the sack is the chocolate ringer

chocolatiering 

the act in smoking chocolate kush, then sweating a chocolate sent during sex.
"we we're doing it, and i couldent help but to notice i smelled chocolate" "you must be chocolatiering"
chocolatiering by JtownLegends June 10, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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