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Chocolate locker 

The anatomical region of the body that is known as your butt.
Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"
Chocolate locker by JFG3 September 10, 2010
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Chocolate Locker 

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)
Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.
Chocolate Locker by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Chocolate ass licker 

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.
"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"
Chocolate ass licker by MdotSdot February 4, 2009

Chocolate Valley Licker 

One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.
That man is a chocolate valley licker!
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