Chocolate Coffee 

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

Chocolate Coffee by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean 

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017

German chocolate cake coffee 

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

German chocolate cake coffee by library crew September 28, 2006