Choco Man 

A fake name used to bait people into their worst nightmare

"Hey man have you heard of the commercial about Choco Man"
"Whats That"
"Choco ma-nuts"

Choco Man by tongengotonks April 21, 2021

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.

“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man by Drapen March 31, 2022

Cholo Man 

A man usually of Mexican or Latin American origin that pops up in almost all media content if said media is related to something that the Cholo Man himself is related to or syndicated with. A Cholo Man is a personality figure that resembles many existing people, not one specific person. Contrary to what people might think of from the name, a Cholo Man is not some kind of skinny tattoo-covered gangsta-rapping semi-muscular psychopath.

The Cholo Man is a man of business, adorning his navy blue waxed suit with a blue checkered tie; he is usually involved with a desk-office government job. The Cholo Man has an extremely long (vertical) head with a short haircut, and he possibly bears a mustache.

Cholo Man: "Hey come support me on this important decision that has nothing to do with anything anyone is doing here! Also here is a full 8x10 foot poster of my face!"

Bystander: "What... no thanks..." *walks away*

Cholo Man by The Public Community May 14, 2013

foo-man-choo 

Long, thin, moustache-beard combo

Usually the facial-hair style of choice for old kung-fu movie villains

person 1: Dude! Look at the Foo-man-choo on that old asian guy!

person 2: That's kung-fu epic.

foo-man-choo by bippledot December 9, 2008

foo-man-choo 

foo-man-choo is the dopest chinese name ever. its the shit if i ever were to become chinese i would want to be named foo-man-choo.

wang-holy shit here comes foo-man-choo hes the dopest most tricked out china man i ever seen

foo-man-choo by big bird on crack July 2, 2005

foo-man-choo 

Related to snowconing.

Refers to the semen that gets on a mans upper lip and chin after he eats out a woman he has just defiled with his seed.

The way he looks resembles the facial hair style.

Dahlia: Thaddeus, that was great! You don't think its gross going down there ... after you ... you know?

Thaddeus (looking up): No its okay, I love it.

Dahlia: hehehe you have a Foo-Man-Choo dripping down on your neck.

foo-man-choo by A.J. Cockandballs August 3, 2007

man-choch 

someone who loves relationships more than sex and/or does not uphold bro's before ho's

"Where are sean and ballard tonight?"
"They're man-choch's and doing the no pants dance with their girlfriends."

man-choch by James Winbury Cooper August 13, 2005