Choco Man
Choco Man by tongengotonks April 21, 2021
Words you can keep
Choco Pie Man
Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
Choco Pie Man by Drapen March 31, 2022
Cholo Man
A man usually of Mexican or Latin American origin that pops up in almost all media content if said media is related to something that the Cholo Man himself is related to or syndicated with. A Cholo Man is a personality figure that resembles many existing people, not one specific person. Contrary to what people might think of from the name, a Cholo Man is not some kind of skinny tattoo-covered gangsta-rapping semi-muscular psychopath.
The Cholo Man is a man of business, adorning his navy blue waxed suit with a blue checkered tie; he is usually involved with a desk-office government job. The Cholo Man has an extremely long (vertical) head with a short haircut, and he possibly bears a mustache.
The Cholo Man is a man of business, adorning his navy blue waxed suit with a blue checkered tie; he is usually involved with a desk-office government job. The Cholo Man has an extremely long (vertical) head with a short haircut, and he possibly bears a mustache.
Cholo Man: "Hey come support me on this important decision that has nothing to do with anything anyone is doing here! Also here is a full 8x10 foot poster of my face!"
Bystander: "What... no thanks..." *walks away*
Bystander: "What... no thanks..." *walks away*
Cholo Man by The Public Community May 14, 2013
foo-man-choo
Long, thin, moustache-beard combo
Usually the facial-hair style of choice for old kung-fu movie villains
Usually the facial-hair style of choice for old kung-fu movie villains
foo-man-choo by bippledot December 9, 2008
foo-man-choo
foo-man-choo is the dopest chinese name ever. its the shit if i ever were to become chinese i would want to be named foo-man-choo.
foo-man-choo by big bird on crack July 2, 2005
foo-man-choo
Related to snowconing.
Refers to the semen that gets on a mans upper lip and chin after he eats out a woman he has just defiled with his seed.
The way he looks resembles the facial hair style.
Refers to the semen that gets on a mans upper lip and chin after he eats out a woman he has just defiled with his seed.
The way he looks resembles the facial hair style.
Dahlia: Thaddeus, that was great! You don't think its gross going down there ... after you ... you know?
Thaddeus (looking up): No its okay, I love it.
Dahlia: hehehe you have a Foo-Man-Choo dripping down on your neck.
Thaddeus (looking up): No its okay, I love it.
Dahlia: hehehe you have a Foo-Man-Choo dripping down on your neck.
foo-man-choo by A.J. Cockandballs August 3, 2007
man-choch
"Where are sean and ballard tonight?"
"They're man-choch's and doing the no pants dance with their girlfriends."
"They're man-choch's and doing the no pants dance with their girlfriends."
man-choch by James Winbury Cooper August 13, 2005
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!