Choccers
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A young man whose dad is a better surfer than mick fanning.
All Choccers have a bad shoulder requiring regular surgery
did I mention all Choccers are sponsored by OAKLEY
Choccers are freak footy players, who have been playing rep since they could walk.
Choccers do their first backflip on snow skis while they are still in their mother's stomach.
A Choccers loves chocolate and especially loves the chocolate that comes out of his anal cavity
Choccers have been known to spontaneously combust into a coma which requires immediate air lifting back to his half of Thredbo and sometimes life support with milk and cookies.
A young man whose dad is a better surfer than mick fanning.
All Choccers have a bad shoulder requiring regular surgery
did I mention all Choccers are sponsored by OAKLEY
Choccers are freak footy players, who have been playing rep since they could walk.
Choccers do their first backflip on snow skis while they are still in their mother's stomach.
A Choccers loves chocolate and especially loves the chocolate that comes out of his anal cavity
Choccers have been known to spontaneously combust into a coma which requires immediate air lifting back to his half of Thredbo and sometimes life support with milk and cookies.
15-year-old girl: Hey why did I just wake up next to a strap-on with shit all over it
15-year-old girl: Classic Choccers, wanted me to give it in his ass
15-year-old girl: Classic Choccers, wanted me to give it in his ass
Choccers by Kermit Kermicide November 11, 2020