chipple

n. a term of art invented by comedy writers at NBC in NYC for the perfunctory praise one adds prior to criticizing someone, typically as means to indicate affection for the target of criticism.

Rosa is of course a wonderful person, incredibly smart, and we all love her; but that poem of her's is awful. (Equivalent to:)
Chipple; Rosa's poem is awful.

by ydfyce October 16, 2019

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Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

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A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.

Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.

by Henry chipplemaster October 29, 2006

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Chipples

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.

"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."

by rofwords July 3, 2009

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