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Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.
Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!
by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018
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Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
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Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010
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Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged
That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick
by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019
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chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick
Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)
by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017
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chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .
yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.
by healthhoes November 22, 2017
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