Chipoltday

The day after you eat at chipotle that is spent mostly in the bathroom painting the back of the bowl.

Where’s Brian? He hasn’t been at his desk all day.

He’s having a chipoltday

by Chiliringo October 16, 2023

chipoltcray

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag".

Kanye West's next album should just be 20 tracks of his incessant whining, cuz his last one was chipoltcray.

by Salvatore Antithesis February 12, 2014

chipoltease

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.

"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"

by Maniak September 3, 2007

Chipotlayed

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.

Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!

by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016

Chipotlay

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays

Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.

by KLS79 September 3, 2005

Chipoltang

When a girl's va-jay-jay is smelling like a stale Taco.

Man, that girl's vagina is totally "Chipoltang". It smelled like sewer line from a Taco Truck.

She has a totally hot body, but a "Chipoltang" crotch - it smells like rancid fish tacos down there.

by G to the 3 June 16, 2010