chinese penis

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.

chinese penis by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 3, 2006

chinese penis

An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.

A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..

"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"

chinese penis by A Chinese dude December 27, 2007

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

chinese penis by sum ting wong December 17, 2013

Chinese penis

World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR

As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.

Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!

Chinese penis by Man4real6 February 26, 2019

chinese penis

smallest asian penis in world

White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis

chinese penis by weedkillerxdddd May 19, 2018

Chinese Penis (Weed) 

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

Chinese Penis (Weed) by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

Chinese Penis Cuffs 

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

Chinese Penis Cuffs by TBONENYC March 25, 2010