Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.

yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"

Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007

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Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.

** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?

Chinese firecracker by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

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Chinese Firecracker

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

Chinese Firecracker by wordplay71 July 16, 2015

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chinese firecracker

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .

Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy

chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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