Chinese Whore House

a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.

My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.

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My younger brother's first home. What can I say??? A place where all your wishes come true. One can (and has) enjoyed many a good time at this fine house of ill repute.

If you ever visit Chino Hills, you must stop by the one and only, world famous Chinese Whore House for pleasure long time!!

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