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Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 16, 2010
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