Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.

yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"

Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007

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Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.

** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?

Chinese firecracker by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

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Chinese Firecracker

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

Chinese Firecracker by wordplay71 July 16, 2015

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chinese firecracker

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .

Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy

chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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