Chinese Christmas 

A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.

"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"

"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"

Chinese Christmas by Jake Winger December 17, 2011

chineese christmas tree 

when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.

last night ceci got a chineese christmas tree, it cost her $2467, rich whore.

chineese christmas tree by luke fortune January 29, 2007